Mel (dropkickatari) wrote,
Mel
dropkickatari

Hello there friends,

I'm going on a diet in an attempt to better my health and lenghten my life span. Please help me stick to it by giving me no treats except fruits and vegetables. Jennifer's going to give me my daily ration of rat food in the mornings and evenings.

Love,

Schenecktady

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Dear Schenecktady,

We hope you are able to overcome the staggering greatness of your obesity. Just remember- for now, there is more of you to love.

Best wishes,

Reggie and Chester

ps. we will enjoy your ration of the treats
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